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Wade

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Toast ツ

eat up

A white plate with a rock on it. To the left of the plate is a white fork, and to the right is a white knife. The background is black.

原田

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

✨Jassy✨

I hate it when that happens

Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants with his mouth wide open and tongue sticking out as if he is in great pain. The text above reads: "When you swallow a tortilla chip and it slowly slices your throat open on the way down."

Mafuyu Asahina

WHO IS READY FOR THE FNAF MOVIE ?!?!?!?

A photo of four stuffed animal versions of the characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's". From left to right: Freddy, Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie. The text overlay on the image says, "The Cute Ending".

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

Why is this true?

Spongebob is looking into an open fridge with a sly smile. The text above him reads, "Me opening the fridge to see which quarantine snack I want to eat next." There is a Kelp Milk carton and other food items in the fridge.

ADHD autist

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

AG3.0

How to eat a cock 🍆

A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.

SexyAndIKnowIt

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.

A young boy with a chubby build is flexing his arms. He is wearing a blue wrestling singlet.

Frog

The image shows a text at the top that says "Teacher: no eating in class. People in the back:". Below that are three people serving food from aluminum trays.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Jenny 😂

The image shows three people serving themselves food. The text reads: "Teacher: no eating in class. People in the back:"

blach66

A photo of a man in a suit with the text "HI I'M BOB" above his head and "MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO IS TO EAT 62-YEAR-OLD JANITORS" below him.

ohio nugget

so true lol

A close-up image of a chipmunk with its cheeks full, looking startled. The text overlay says: "When you already started eating and someone says 'let's pray'."

edgar ;)

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

ohio nugget

lol

A boy with dark hair and a blue and white wrestling suit is flexing his arms. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT." At the bottom of the image is the watermark "WeKnowMemes".

ohio nugget

me eating with my famliy

A cartoonish character with wide eyes and a gaping mouth is shown. The text above reads: "Tag a noisy eater".

ohio nugget

the one kid in your class that eats super loud

A cartoon fish is eating a burger with the text '[CHEWING LOUDLY]' below him.

EmoNessa🖤🖤🖤

bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland

The cartoon shows Alice sitting at a table, looking bored. There is a bowl of salad with a tag that says "Eat Me" and a glass of water with a tag that says "Drink Me".

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