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Shot

77 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Class

1 view · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

A still from a meme shows the text, "When you're trying to eat in class but then the teacher turns around and you're just like..." followed by a picture of Harry Styles making a funny face.

Dog

1 view · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.

Friend

15 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

Sexual act

53 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post from user @BreezyCarter_. The text reads: 'Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices 😋'

Pussy

442 views · Flappy. · 1 year ago

The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'

Pizza

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A slice of pizza with pepperoni on top has chicken bones sticking out from underneath. Above the pizza is a speech bubble that says "You like your pizza bone-in or boneless?"

Attack

9 views · Wade · 1 year ago

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Food

3 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

Based🗿

A tweet from Andrew Tate's account, stating, "Foods awful and eating sucks."

Animal

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Chair

17 views · arsonisfun · 2 years ago

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

Food

26 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A rounded Dora the Explorer plush toy stands on a shelf. In the background, a shelf with goods and a poster "HECHO EN REGION ELITE" can be seen. The caption above reads: "When the only thing you explore is the refrigerator."

Child

16 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A young child is holding a toy gun toward a small dog. The text above says "Why you eat my shicken nugget". An angry emoji appears at the bottom.

Shrek

18 views · biscuit · 2 years ago

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Grape

8 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Delaware

30 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sign for a restaurant called "Crabby Dick's" in Delaware, which has a red sign above a white sign. The white sign says, "EAT OUR BALLS WITH OUR HOME MADE SEAMAN SAUCE". Below the sign is an image of a cartoon crab.

Mistake

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

Pill

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Subway

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Meat

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.

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