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Duck Memes

Toy

A white duck is next to a white plush toy duck with a green hat.

News

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Gun

What happened

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cartoon ducks. The left duck is labeled "HAPPY DUCK" and wears a green shirt and baseball cap along with sunglasses. The right duck is labeled "SMUG DUCK" and wears pixelated sunglasses, has a tear, and is holding a gun, with a pile of money nearby.

Duckling

A yellow rubber duck is talking to a yellow fluffy duckling, and it's saying, "I can't believe you got plastic surgery!!!"

Seagull

An image of a giant yellow rubber duck with a street lamp in front of it. A seagull is perched on top of the lamp. The text "from 2017 The Guardian" is in the bottom right corner.

City

A large, yellow rubber duck floats on a body of water. In the background, there is a city skyline. The text "RELEASE THE QUACKEN" is overlaid on the image.

Body

A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

Cigarette

A white duck with a cigarette in its beak with the text "I DON'T GIVE A DUCK" below it.

Pond

The image shows a green rubber duck with the face of Shrek, sitting on a small blue pond with two brown ducks. Below the duck is the text "SHRUCK".

Animal

A white duck is wearing big, round, white sunglasses. The text says 'why you should have a duck'.

Anatidaephobia

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Youtube

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Quack

A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

Fact

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Human

A giant yellow rubber duck sits in the water with a city and pier in the background. The text above the duck says, "BOW BEFORE ME" and the text below the duck says, "PATHETIC HUMANS".

World

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

Lord

A fluffy yellow duckling wears a golden crown with blue jewels. The text below the duck reads "LORD FOOG the 3st".

People

A woman in a suit is crouching down and feeding several small ducks. A white duck is standing in the background, seemingly watching the scene. The text on the image reads: "People say it's duck hunting time. Let's see how they gonna chase me."

Trump

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A cartoon duck dressed in a suit and tie is holding a flag that says, "MAKE ME PRESIDENT AGAIN". The duck has a hairstyle that resembles Donald Trump's. The duck also has a long red tie. The background is white.

Road

A large flock of white ducks is walking on a road. The text above the image reads "SUDDENLY..." and below the image it says "DUCKS!!!!".

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