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Drunk Memes

Heroin Monkey

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon drawing with a TV that asks, "Who is the most oppressed group in society?" A character sitting in a chair answers, "Drunk drivers! Drunk drivers!"

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"

✨Jassy✨

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One message says, "Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?" The other says, "Dude, in WalMart when the intercom thing came on you dropped to your knees and screamed, 'THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!'" The first person then replies, "...Awesome"

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

M3ME G0D

The image is divided into two sections. The top says, "Nobody:". The bottom says, "Drunk Pandas:" and shows vertical rows of green square boxes. The boxes look slightly off-center which seems to make them wobble.

Chexers

bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)

A low-angle shot of a person's face during a video call. The person is smiling and the angle is unflattering. Other participants are visible in the corner. The browser shows the kmeet.infomaniak.com URL.

Anonymous

Fr shit

A picture of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the text "I'M NOT DRUNK" written at the top, and "I'M SPEAKING IN CURSIVE" at the bottom.

Goofy ah

Pov what happens when your drunk and play football

A football player in a purple uniform attempts to throw a ball while another football player in a red uniform falls to the ground. Two more football players in red and purple uniforms are visible in the background.

Bozo

The image shows an oak tree with a face. Above the tree, text says: "oh no my dad is driving drunk someone stop him!" some random oak tree:

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you let drunk people make a fnaf game

The image displays a distorted and strange scene from a video game. On the left, a version of Freddy Fazbear gives a thumbs up. A large Freddy is in the middle. On the right, Chica is holding two cymbals, and the Puppet is standing in a box. In red letters, the image says "Cursed Freddy Nights DEMO".

Anonymous

she drunk

An image of Elsa from "Frozen" holding a bottle, with text that reads: "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."

Anonymous

she drunk

A cartoon of a woman with white hair and a green dress holding a bottle, looking drunk and sideways. The text overlay says, "When you show up to a party and your drunk friend who's been there for hours hits you with this look.."