Dick's memes

Dick pic

1 year ago

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Lollipop

1 year ago

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A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."

Pinky

10 months ago

A close-up shot of a human hand with the index finger slightly raised, set against a white background. Black text is overlaid next to the hand. The text reads: I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OUR PINKIES ARE SMALLER SO THAT THEY FIT IN OUR DICK HOLES EASIER.

Confession

1 month ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

King

15 days ago

The image features an ancient Egyptian papyrus-style painting. It depicts several dark-skinned men in white loincloths. Two standing men are having their genitals handled by two kneeling or seated men, possibly representing a medical or hygiene ritual. Hieroglyphs are visible in the background. The top caption in bold white text reads "WE WUZ KANGZ!" and the bottom caption reads "NO. YOU WERE DICK WASHERS."

IShowSpeed

2 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Nutshell

2 years ago

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

Jokes

Donald Trump

1 year ago

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Transgender People

1 year ago

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Double Entendre

7 years ago

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

Dick's jokes