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Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

J. Cole

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A black and white image of rapper J. Cole with dreadlocks. A white text box quotes him as saying, 'want to get fucked in the ass' from the song 'VILLUMINATI'. Below this image, a social media comment angrily defends J. Cole, claiming the quote is taken out of context and uses strong, vulgar language to insult the poster.

Superpower

Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by user max (@maxishorny99) that reads: "You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?". The post shows 1 million views and nearly 60,000 likes.

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Dick pic

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Lollipop

Anonymous · 2 years ago

...?

A pixel art image on a light blue background features a pink bow at the top center, with a smiling sun, an ice cream cone, and a cupcake to the left. To the right are a Polaroid camera and a lollipop. Text in pink pixel letters reads: "Save a lollipop, suck a dick."

Pinky

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a human hand with the index finger slightly raised, set against a white background. Black text is overlaid next to the hand. The text reads: I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT OUR PINKIES ARE SMALLER SO THAT THEY FIT IN OUR DICK HOLES EASIER.

Confession

Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

King

Anonymous · 3 months ago

The image features an ancient Egyptian papyrus-style painting. It depicts several dark-skinned men in white loincloths. Two standing men are having their genitals handled by two kneeling or seated men, possibly representing a medical or hygiene ritual. Hieroglyphs are visible in the background. The top caption in bold white text reads "WE WUZ KANGZ!" and the bottom caption reads "NO. YOU WERE DICK WASHERS."

IShowSpeed

ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Nutshell

Wade · 2 years ago

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

Donald Trump

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

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