Death Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Reminder

Do it

A meme consisting of text and a screenshot of a phone notification. The top text reads: "Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning:". Below this is a screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Reminders app, dated 12:00 PM and labeled "now". The reminder text is: "Die today".

Scream

A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'

Artificial Intelligence

A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.

Machine

A drawing shows a diagram of a machine. On the left is a crocodile labeled as "Death roll machine". In the middle is raw meat attached to a generator, which is in turn connected to the powerlines of the entire US electrical grid.

Lot

Two images show a conversation. In the top image, a man asks a priest, "What happens after you die?" In the bottom image, the priest responds, "Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."

Son

The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.

Debt

Asteroid

Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter

An image shows a large asteroid colliding with the Earth, causing a bright explosion. The text on the image reads, 'This Will Affect The Trout Population I Think.'

Fascism

Head

I just hit my head. This is me now

A drawing shows a simple, outlined figure lying flat on its back, arms extended and slightly bent. The figure is a basic human form without any facial features. The image also includes the phrase "kinda found dead in Miami"

IShowSpeed

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Victim

Simple, right?

A top-down view of a long, white, concrete spiral stairwell. The character Kermit the Frog is shown blurred and falling down the stairwell. Text near Kermit reads "9/11 victim," and text at the bottom center reads "Floor."

Hygiene

deep. cleaning. :K

A skull with red blood splatters on its surface, against a black background. The image has a dark, slightly gruesome appearance.

Zombie apocalypse team

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

Jokes

Accident

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

Smoking

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

Doctor

Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

Doctor: 9... 8... 7...