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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Bionicle

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A Bionicle figure is standing between two Yeezy Foam Runners. Above the Bionicle is the text: "Hypebeasts out here buying Yeezy Foam Runners for $500 and they roast the one kid who was deep into Bionicle lore since day 1."

Valentine's Day

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

Hello Kitty

trixiedixie🥰 · 2 years ago

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

Motorcycle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

Slang

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Online comment

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Wednesday

NumberNull · 10 months ago

W E D N E S D A Y

A small, round, light-colored frog sits on a white background. Above the frog, the text reads: "It is Wednesday," and below it, the text reads: "my dudes."

Choice

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A meme on a pink background titled "YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2". It features nine colored pills (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, brown, black) each with a unique superpower or trade-off listed below it. The options range from financial wealth with a yearly physical cost to specific sexual or violent abilities, and niche gaming skills.

Platypus

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

Kid

🩷 Savanna💯 · 3 years ago

the little kids these Days

Two cartoon characters with wide eyes and surprised facial expressions. They appear to be running with one character piggybacking on the other. The background is black and has a few floating snowflakes above the character's heads.

Ted Kaczynski

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A whiteboard with the text "Days Without Ted Kaczynski Being Right:" and a zero marked with a diagonal line through it.

Cat

Cupツ · 2 years ago

him again i got him yesterday

A close-up photo shows a black cat with green eyes being petted by a person with a ring on their finger.

School

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a meme with Willy Wonka in the center. He has a sly smile on his face. The text says "When you realize there's only 2 days left of school."

Valentine's Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Semen

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of two 4chan posts. The top post features a greentext story and a picture of the anime character Cirno. The text claims the author used their own semen as a skincare product overnight and it cured their acne. The bottom post features a picture of Konata Izumi and a reply stating the user is going to try it, hoping it isn't a prank.

School

ur momy · 3 years ago

that one basic white bitch in school

The image shows a young, blonde woman wearing a yellow sweater, jean shorts, and pink sandals. She is holding a large, colorful drink with a straw. She stands outside on a stone path, with grass and small trees and bushes behind her. The text above the picture reads: "There's 50 of these basic white girls at school. Visual example below. And the other day I heard one of them say to another: 'Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU do lOOk mExIcAn' keep in mind they are the most basic, white, blonde, girls you have ever seen. I almost started laughing."

Autocorrect

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A duck wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses stands against a blurred background with text that reads, "what autocorrect thinks I think about all day."

Test

Pankake · 1 year ago

Me when I find out we have two tests on the same day

A small, fluffy bird with an angry expression sits on a dark ledge against a blurred yellow background. The bird looks directly at the viewer with a scowling face.

Health

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image features a meme with the text "HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ASBESTOS REMOVAL AHEAD OF ME." The background shows a man yelling aggressively, which adds to the humorous exaggeration of the feeling associated with a tough job.

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