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Popcorn

The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.

Gas

on god

The image shows Snoop Dogg looking relaxed and holding a lit cigarette. The text above reads: 'ME: I HOPE GAS PRICES DON'T GET ANY HIGHER. GAS PRICES:'.

Calorie

The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".

Dog

A dog stares intently at the camera with the text "The skin walker pretending to be my dog watching me douse my meat in peanut butter."

Bottle

A picture of Charlie Harper from the TV show Two and a Half Men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says, "Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need. Better be safe than sober" - Charlie Harper

Paint

i like paint

A green, humanoid character with a brush-like head stands in a video game-like setting. In the upper left corner are several colored circles with numbers on them including 10,000, 1,500, 500 and 50. A rainbow-colored rectangle in the upper middle displays the number 2079. At the bottom of the image, the text says, "I DRANK ALL THE PAINT". There is another character in the background that is a similar green character with a brush head.

Eating

A screen capture of a tweet from KFC_UKI saying: "Me: eating, Ing: I'm full, Full: But I'm full, But: ok, Ok: what, What: what?"

Juice

FR

A picture of Gollum from the movie "Lord of the Rings" holding a vape with the text "When you only have a little bit of juice left."

Man

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Husband

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

Mac

A person sits in a chair, working on a laptop with stickers that say "Smash Capitalism". The text above the person reads "Smashing capitalism with a $1200 Mac and $7 Starbucks drink".

Diet

lol

A boy with dark hair and a blue and white wrestling suit is flexing his arms. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT." At the bottom of the image is the watermark "WeKnowMemes".

Vitamin

Shitpost-master general

Two tubes of Burt's Bees lip balm are superimposed in front of a grim reaper image, with the text "today I will eat two charpstick" at the bottom.

Load

Shitpost-master general

Three transparent bags filled with a white liquid are in a row, with the text "FINALLY" on the top, and "A LOAD OF THIS GUY" on the bottom of the image.

Seafood diet

A boy flexes his arm muscles. Text: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Foam

A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."