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Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A scene from the animated show Family Guy shows Peter Griffin lying on a couch in his underwear, covered in food stains and surrounded by a mountain of trash, including soda cans, pizza boxes, and takeout containers. Outside the window, his friends Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, and Glenn Quagmire look in with expressions of shock and horror. The text at the top reads, "bill gates dropped outta college too".

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History

what’s dudeese · 5 months ago

A photo of a laptop screen showing a college application form for the College of Arts & Sciences. The question asks "Discuss why you have chosen history as your major." In the text box, the user has typed "the little dark age edits". There is overlay text that says "i hope my admissions officer knows ball 💔 wish me luck ✌️".

Hole

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

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Bro

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A scene from Family Guy. Peter Griffin is shown slumped on a purple couch in a very messy living room, surrounded by trash, food, and empty cans. He is wearing glasses and looks dishevelled. Through a window on the left, Glenn Quagmire is visible from the chest up, looking in with a wide-eyed, surprised, or disgusted expression. Overlay text says: 'College is overrated, I'm gonna dropship and escape the matrix bro'. There are also emojis of a wilting red rose and a crying face next to the text.

School Year

hot boy · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme featuring the character Thor. Each panel represents a different year of school. The top left panel shows a very expressive Thor with his mouth open, labeled 'Freshman year.' The top right panel shows a Thor with a more serious look and some blood on his face, labeled 'Sophomore year.' The bottom left panel shows Thor with glowing eyes and surrounded by lightning, labeled 'Junior year.' The bottom right panel shows a relaxed Thor with long hair, a beard, and sunglasses, labeled 'Senior year.'

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Education

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

Stuff

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon shows a man standing atop a large pile of money, holding a sign that says "TAX CUTS." He is yelling "YOU JUST WANT FREE STUFF!!" while pointing at a group of people holding signs that say "Affordable Housing", "Universal Healthcare", and "Affordable College".

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Year

mike69 · 1 year ago

i can relate

The image is a four-panel grid showing different photos of the character Thor with text above the images. The first panel shows Thor yelling with the text "Freshman year". The second panel shows a more serious Thor with a bloody face, and the text says "Sophomore year". The third panel shows Thor with glowing eyes, and the text says "Junior year". The fourth panel shows a relaxed Thor with a long beard, sunglasses and a robe with the text "Senior year".

Perk

BOOTY$MACKA · 2 years ago

A girl in black pants bends over a desk in a classroom.

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Guy

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

chat i found me.

A man is smiling with his eyes half closed. He has a beard and cartoonish cat ears and hearts drawn on the picture. The text on the image says: "Getting Rejected from Art School"

Finger

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

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Fear

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

:/

The image consists of three panels. The top panel shows a crying child next to the text "kids afraid to check their grades". The middle panel features a man grimacing next to "adults afraid to check their bank account". The bottom panel shows a person with a strained smile, next to "college students afraid to check both".

Exam

GG Miller · 2 years ago

A cartoon character with red hair and headphones is looking skeptically while holding a radar-like device in one hand. The text reads "When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone."

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Schedule

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

Pancake

ADHD autist · 2 years ago

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

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Genetics

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

A young man with a grey hoodie and a backpack is sitting outside. The text on top reads: "Don't worry I got this." The text below him says: "I just got out of Genetics Class". The man is smiling.

Parent

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

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Fan

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘

The image shows Bijan Robinson, a football player, in a collage. The left part displays the "2022 Doak Walker Award" for Bijan Robinson, recognizing his accomplishments on the field, in the classroom, and in the community. The center shows him holding the award in a suit. On the right, he is in his football uniform raising his finger. The text on his uniform says "B. Robins 5".

Life

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Anyone else?

The image shows a four-panel cartoon of a man climbing a hill. Each panel represents a different stage in life. The first panel, labeled 'school,' shows the man climbing easily with the text 'Almost done!'. The second panel, labeled 'high school,' shows the man still climbing easily with the text 'Almost!'. The third panel, labeled 'college,' shows him reaching the top with the text 'Oh yes!'. The fourth panel, labeled 'life,' shows a much smaller figure at the bottom of an enormous hill with the text 'Oh shit!'.

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God

mariotime · 3 years ago

no god

A man is seen with his mouth wide open and an expression of shock or horror. The text "NO GOD PLEASE NO" is on top, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" is on the bottom.

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