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The left panel shows a man with a confused expression and text overlay that reads, "Too much garlic"? What's next? Too much love? Too much desire? The right panel features four stone head figures that are reacting to an event which is described in text above the image as 'Four of my toes watching the little toe take a coffee table leg to the face.'

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a cup of coffee with a reflection of a phone screen on the liquid, showing some text: VILиеме emep erit Samos.sigong

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Instagram posts. The first post, from user fatgirlhedonist, says "Idk who needs to hear this, but I switched from buying coffee every day to making it at home 2 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire." The second post, from user brianmstewart, is pinned and replies "I have studied the habits of millionaires. While it is a good step to save money by making coffee at home, have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?"

Anonymous

WTF SEX FACTS#
Drinking coffee before sex
will make your orgasms 50x
more intense.

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

BellaTrix

A woman with long, dark hair looks distressed and is yelling. The text above her says: "WHEN I DON'T GET MY MORNING COFFEE".

BellaTrix

A woman with messy hair is screaming with her mouth open. The text reads: WHEN I DON'T GET MY MORNING COFFEE

DAP ME UP

Fr

The image shows a split-screen of the same cat. On the left, the cat looks grumpy with squinted eyes and a frown. Text reads "BEFORE COFFEE". On the right, the same cat has wide eyes and is smiling with its mouth open, showing its teeth. Text reads "AFTER COFFEE".

DAP ME UP

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

welcome to hell

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a single cup of tea with the word "Tea" above it. The top right panel shows three smaller cups of tea with the text "Some tea" above it. The middle left panel shows a single cup of coffee with the word "Coffee" above it. The middle right panel shows four small cups of coffee with the words "Some coffee" above it. The bottom left panel shows a drawing of a body with the word "Body" above it. The bottom right panel shows a scene from the movie "Shrek", with Shrek standing in front of his house with the text "Some body".

Daddy dick

Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE

The image shows a husky dog with wide eyes and a slight smile. The text in the image says "Good morning. I like cofeeeeeee."

CaptainEgg75

looks right

✨Jassy✨

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Chri5

Hol up

The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".

God Pt.2

They knew what they were doing