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Dust

Willy b · 6 months ago
    • A photograph of a woman with dark hair in an updo alongside a humorous, nonsensical obituary for "Brenda Tent." The text describes her retiring from living at the "age of old," being a librarian from birth, married to her high school, and being a literal bird. It ends by stating her funeral will be held in 1977 in heaven and asks for people to send her "more life" instead of flowers.
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    • Baptism

    Big Jim · 10 months ago

    • COVID was a different ERA

    Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."
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    • Vibe

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A young man with a beard, wearing a hoodie, smiles slightly while looking at the camera. He appears relaxed, leaning against a surface. Text overlays the bottom part of the image: The vibe when I'm listening to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church W
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    • Tax

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."
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    • Mom

    Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

    • relateable..

    The image shows a meme with text at the top. It says "Mom: 'Why don't you ask out the girl from church?'" and then "The girl from church:". Below this, there is a picture of a person with a slightly feminine hairstyle, with two small buns and a short beard. The person appears to be a photoshopped version of Kanye West.
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    • Juxtaposition

    T.walk1992 · 3 years ago
    • The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".
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    • Snow

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago

    • as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

    The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
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    • Mom

    Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

    • Barney

    The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".
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    • Sunday

    Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

    • ...

    The image shows two scenes. In the first, a woman is pointing her finger at a child and saying "Your imaginary friend is not real". In the second, the same woman and child are sitting in pews at a church, with the text "Sunday" above their heads.
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