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Body

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."
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    Toddler

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.
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  • Driver

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"
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    Shame

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a crow standing on pavement. Above the crow the text reads: "THAT'S A NICE CAR YOU HAVE THERE". The bottom panel shows a close-up of the same crow with its eyes wide open and slightly crossed. The text says: "BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY SHIT ON IT".
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  • Student

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago
  • " I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"

    A green and yellow crossing sign with a figure of an adult and child walking is displayed. A news banner reads: "CRIME STUDENT STRUCK BY VEHICLE". Above this there is text: "Student hit by car while walking to Tanana Middle School". Below is the text "I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!".
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    Fleshlight

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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  • Accident

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • An alien with a slight smile looks at the viewer. The text above says: "me looking at the driving instructor after grabbing his 🍆 instead of the shifter".
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    Teen

    DrNoob72 · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.
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  • Friend

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • Shep

    Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.
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    Ostrich

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close up image of a person holding a container of food out of the window of a car to feed an ostrich. The ostrich is very close with its head in the car window and the ostrich's reflection can be seen in the car mirror. There is a child in the back seat of the car.
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  • Tip

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A vintage style illustration with the text "WITCHCRAFT TIPS. HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. TO DO THIS SPELL YOU WILL NEED: car." To the right is a cartoon witch holding a green book, and a small black car is shown flying through the air above her head.
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    Piston

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A diagram of a car's brake system with labels for the fluid reservoir, piston, spring, fluid, master cylinder, brake pedal, and slave cylinder. The text reads "#BrakesAreRacist #CutYourBrakeLines to end systemic racism."
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  • Hippo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a Hungry Hungry Hippos game board with four cartoon figures of a car salesman positioned around it. Each salesman is gesturing towards a hippo figurine on the board. Text associated with each salesman reads 'Car Salesman: *slaps [hippo name]*'. The names of the hippos are Henry, Homer, Harry, and Happy.
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    Moose

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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  • People

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows four comparison photos. Top left: a street full of cars with the text 'Here are 200 people in 177 cars'. Top right: a street with people on bikes and on foot with the text 'without cars'. Bottom left: a street with people on buses with the text 'on 3 buses'. Bottom right: a pile of skulls with the text 'on socialism'.
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    Watt

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".
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  • Coffin

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a street with several cars and a pedestrian. In the middle of a crosswalk there is a coffin lying down. The text "THE PROCESSION JUST GOT AWKWARD" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.
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    Jail

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.
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  • Schizo

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo split into two sections, the left side shows the side of a gray car, the right side is the shadow of a tree. The image text reads, "Am I schizo or is that Johnny Bravo?"
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    Tire

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A car is missing one tire. A tire is laying on the ground in front of the car. A hand is holding a power tool, likely a grinder, in front of the tire.
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