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Wade

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

Claoky

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35

Wade

Skeletor makes an oopsie

Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."

BellaTrix

A split image shows two dogs. The left dog looks upset and angry, the right dog smiles happily. Above the images, it says "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" and "Hello Harry, dear!"

BellaTrix

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

Wade

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

randomone

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

Blach66.1

☠️💀🗿🗿🗿☠️💀

An image of an Uno reverse card with the text "My friend reversed the Uno Reverse car."

Lostin Flowers

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

Tucker

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

T.walk1992

A light blue car from the movie Cars is shown with big eyes and a wide smile. The text on the image says: "This car looks like Dababy."

Lostin Flowers

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

gta v god

gta v police be like

The image shows a split view. On the left is a screenshot of a character in the video game GTA V standing in front of a car with a city in the background. On the right, there is a real-life image of a police car crashing into another car. The text above the crashed police car reads "PULL OVER", and below it reads "I SAID PULL OVER". The top of the image reads "GTA V police be like".

blach66

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

blach66

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

gta v god

this my dad car

Ethan420

When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.

A black dog with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, showing its tongue and teeth.

ohio nugget

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

ohio_armpit

so true

A man is standing in the street as a car drives through a puddle causing a big splash. Text overlay says "me washing dishes" on the left and "a spoon" on the right.

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