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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Bethanywoodallen20

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

Daddy dick

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Fridge DJ

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

Joshisboss

joe mama roast

A list of ten yo-mama insults written on a dark background.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message reads: "It's all good sweetheart, you don't have to worry about me." The response asks: "Sweetheart?" Then a message reads: "Is it okay if I call you that?" The answer is: "You can call me anything you like." The final message says: "Okay Optimus Prime."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

relations-

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two different portraits of the same anime character, Toya. On the left, he is smiling with bright red hair and a friendly expression. On the right, he has black hair, a scarred face, and a more menacing look. Above the two portraits, the text says: "Toya went from, 'I bring her home by 8:00 sir!' To 'Your daughter calls me daddy too.'"

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a meme with multiple frames of the character Takua from the Bionicle movie, with the text "Takua!" in different situations and from different characters. At the top of the image, a text says: "My son: Dad, why do you keep calling me Takua? Mom didn't let you name me that. Me:".

shaylie lol

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

Labradorian

The image is a picture of a green dinosaur with a contemplative expression. It is formatted to look like a meme. The text above the dinosaur reads "IS TIKTOK CALLED TIKTOK BECAUSE" and below the dinosaur reads "YOU'RE LITERALLY WASTING YOUR TIME?".

pande

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

killer of bears 101

The image is split into two panels, each featuring a dog with glasses and a turtleneck, with text above. The left panel reads, "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target," while the right panel reads, "me when i call it COVID-19 instead of the rona."

✨Jassy✨

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Heroin Monkey

A close up shot of a frog looking directly at the viewer. It is being held in someone's hand. Below the image are text messages: "What is this." followed by "frog", "What kind." followed by "A chonk one", and "Yes, but what is it called." followed by "Harold".

TechPriestGotDrip

A still image of a Bionicle figure with the text "Alabama boys when their ex comes back to them after the break up. You lost the right to call me 'brother' long ago!" overlaid.

Cocel 😮💨

The text on the image reads: "The face you make when someone calls your best friend their best friend". Underneath the text is an image of a woman with a slightly smug and judgmental expression.

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