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Heroin Monkey

A man with a goofy expression looks up with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. The image is styled as a mobile phone call screen, with a green 'accept call' button on the left and a red 'end call' button on the right.

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows Donald Trump holding a phone to his ear saying "Knock Knock". The top right panel shows a person with glasses looking confused, and asking "Who's there?". The bottom left panel is a close up of a pig's face with black eyes. The bottom right panel shows a dark, red distorted face. There is also text in the center that says, "Change the p in part to an F" and "RELAX liberal. It's called DARK HUMOR."

RapBoat

Chat is this real??

A picture of Drake in a jacket with a circular inset image of Shaq. Text on the image reads "NEWS", "DRAKE CALLS OUT SHAQ TO A TICKLE FIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON" and "Betting odds are at Drake -250 & Shaq +175"

shaylie lol

A cartoon image of a kid in a classroom looking down at a desk, while another kid is peeking behind the kid. The text overlay says: "When the teacher asking a question and you don't want to be called. Damn this table looking real tabley."

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon fish with a surprised expression. Above it the text reads: "me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Fridge DJ

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows a child with big eyes and a very unhappy face, below the text 'When you act up in class and your teacher start calling your parents but you gave her the number to Pizza Hut.'

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Wade XL

The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

timmyy

When he shares screen on call

Heroin Monkey

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Heroin Monkey

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Heroin Monkey

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Heroin Monkey

A glass with baked beans, a cocktail umbrella and a sausage as decoration. The text says: "Days like this call for a beana colada".

Heroin Monkey

An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."

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