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Breath Memes

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Unimportant Intelligence

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a question at the top: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Below the question is a comment: "it costs nothing to be nice" womp womp now it costs a dollar. Then another comment "Remember how breathing air was free".

RapBoat

r/KendrickLamar 10 hr. ago
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Heard some kids singing "They Not Like Us"
on the playground yesterday
Discussion
I know it's probably inappropriate but hearing a bunch
of kids scream "Certified Lover boys, Certified
Pedophiles" & "A-Minooooooooooooor" cracked me up.
Thank you for reintroducing Stranger Danger to a new
generation. We love an informative aware King. →
P.S. I'd rather hear little girls singing "Hey Hey Hey Hey
run for your life" than "Bend that a$$ over, let that ☑
breath" but that's just me I guess
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Unimportant Intelligence

It works, my brother has never slept better

DID YOU KNOW?
IF YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR
A LONG TIME YOU CAN SLEEP FOREVER

shaylie lol

The image shows a text above Spongebob's face. The text reads: "Teacher: stop the laughing. Friend: breaths. Me:". Below is Spongebob making a strained face with blush marks on his cheeks.

shaylie lol

The image shows three kids sitting on a rollercoaster. The first one on the left is saying "just breathe", the one in the middle is smiling and saying "woohoo", and the one on the right is looking scared, saying "get me off rn". The text above the image says: "Three types of people on a rollercoaster."

NIFFTY

because yes

A close-up of a white rabbit character with large blue eyes and buck teeth, with the text 'Me trying to breathe through my nose while I run but I literally can't' written above it.

Bozo

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows two poses of a green Bionicle figure against a white background. The first pose shows the Bionicle standing with its arms slightly raised. The text "*BREATH IN*" is written above it. The second pose shows the same Bionicle with one leg raised and the text "BOI" is placed next to it.

Chri5

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

kanade otonokoji

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The character Zote from the video game Hollow Knight is shown with a serious expression. Text on the right says "ZOTE!!! He suggests you to not breath."

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Breathing, defenitly

A meme with an internet poll asking "Which requires more talent?" with the options "TikTok Star" at 2% and "Breathing" at 98%. Below the poll is a picture of Palpatine from Star Wars with the text "I love democracy."