New Being Memes - Page 29 - Worst Jokes Ever

Face

4 views · not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

The image shows a two-panel comparison. On the left, Queen Elizabeth has a visible frown. On the right, a picture of Kate Middleton with a neutral expression. There is no text on the image.

Physical Education

10 views · fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

Symptom

8 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit

89 views · Daddy Kiran · 3 years ago

WTF GOIN ON IN OHIO

The image is divided into two parts. The left part shows a blurred view of police lights at night, and the right part is a mugshot of a person with wide, surprised eyes. Below these images, there is text that reads "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police".

Girlfriend

12 views · Minecraft · 3 years ago

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

People

19 views · 𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."

Goose

Thw white bread · 3 years ago

Goose from Untitled Goose game be like

A photo of Peppa Pig's face is superimposed on a body wearing jeans and a checkered shirt, the body's arms are replaced with hands with long, colorful nails.

Father

11 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

if you get this you are a legend

The image is a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a portrait of Romain Grosjean, a Formula 1 driver, with the text 'SO ROMAIN GROSJEAN IS GONNA BE A FATHER'. The lower panel features the 'Asian guy laughing' meme with the text 'MUST BE AN ACCIDENT'.

Fun

17 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Relatable

The image shows text on a light green background stating: "How to know when something won't be fun: - Someone will say 'come on, it'll be fun'" with an umbrella icon and the user name @potkan3000.

Chance

18 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."

Day

11 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

we should live by this

A man stands silhouetted against a sunset. The text on the image says: "Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself."

Cow

10 views · Kayla · 3 years ago

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Friendship

37 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Failure

12 views · C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

I CANT AHAHAHA

A person with spiky black hair is shown with a thinking pose, one finger on his forehead. Above, it says "You can't be a failure if you don't have a dad to disappoint."

Daughter

16 views · Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

Date

59 views · Thw white bread · 3 years ago

Lol me be like

The meme shows two screenshots of characters from the Simpsons. In the top frame, Moe is making a slightly confused face, and it says "Me making jokes." Below, Homer is making a disgusted face, and it says "A guy wants to date me".

Knight

40 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Halloween

5 views · penis pussy · 3 years ago

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A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."

Work

Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Co-worker

14 views · Abbie · 3 years ago

Online working be like:

The image shows a split screen. The top half shows a man during a video call, wearing a shirt and tie. The bottom half shows the same man in a hot tub wearing a shirt and tie and swim trunks, with various objects around him.