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Pokemon card

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Hoodie

CUTE BOY · 3 years ago

THIS IS ME

A person with long brown hair is wearing a blue hoodie with the hood pulled over their head, obscuring their face. Only their mouth is visible. The background shows a classroom with 'WELCOME' written on the wall.

Boredom

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

omg

A black dog with glowing blue eyes is sitting in a pile of fluffy white material. The text on the image says, "I tried to be good... but I got bored."

Butthole tickling bandit

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

Tragedy

Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Friend

Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

Wrong

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Racist

Anonymous · 3 years ago

This happened many times in 2020-2021

The image is a two-panel meme using the Phil Swift Flex Tape format. The top panel shows a man labeled 'Democrats' happily standing next to a tank with a leak. The tank is labeled 'police in a republican state arrest somebody after they committed 3 murders'. The bottom panel shows a hand placing flex tape on a leak with the text 'he was black, they must be racist'.

Rain

🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

🌧☔ Rain:

The image shows a close-up of heavy rain falling. The text overlay reads: "RAIN BE LIKE" above the rain, and "TKSHDFKFDHSCHHVSCHHKCXBO" underneath it.

Teacher

Malia Mills · 3 years ago

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

Loss

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Class

i fucked ur dad last night · 3 years ago

that one person in ur class be like

A photo of four people standing behind a counter. Three of them wear matching food costumes - one in mustard, one in ketchup, and one in a hotdog costume. The person on the left is wearing a completely different, scary costume. The text on the image reads: "There's always that one person who forgets the theme."

Bird

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Aurdree be like:

A red Angry Bird surrounded by other Angry Birds in different colors in front of a destroyed brick wall with the text "ANGRY BIRDS" below.

Fandom

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Those fanfics be like:

The image shows two drawings of cartoon-like characters. The first one on the left has a yellow and orange color scheme with a sad face and the second one on the right has a dark-blue and black color scheme and a more mischievous expression.

Friend

imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

joanna be like

The image shows two side-by-side pictures of Mrs. Doubtfire. On the left, under the text "how I say bye to my friends", she waves goodbye. On the right, under the text "how I say bye to my best friends", she is flipping the bird.

New Year

imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

Hall

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

School

ur momy · 3 years ago

that one person name Jake in your school be like

An image from Spongebob Squarepants showing Spongebob standing next to a grumpy Patrick, with the text "WHY U MAD PATRICK? CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE"

Work

ur momy · 3 years ago

at school be like

A young boy with a concerned look on his face. The text overlay reads: "WHEN YOU THINK YOU BEEN WORKING FOR 4 HOURS AND IT'S ONLY BEEN 17 MINUTES."