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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

big [fire] balls

The image shows two panels of Perry the Platypus with a surprised expression. The top panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming agent P for the 1st time" and the bottom panel reads, "Seeing Perry the platypus becoming Agent P for 42069th time."

big [fire] balls

An image shows a little girl running away from an orangutan on a bike, labeled 'YouTube ads slowly becoming 20 second unskippable ads' and 'YouTube users'.

Heroin Monkey

A globe with the face of Walter White superimposed on the area of South America. The text above reads "JESSE I HAVE", and the text below reads "BECOME SOUTH AMERICA".

help me please im being abused

A person is submerged underwater wearing a white dress. The text above and below the person says "DON'T LET YOUR LOYALTY BECOME SLAVERY".

Face mc shooty

The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.

Adolf Nigler

A collage of news headlines about KFC moving its headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. The headlines are from CBS News, BBC, Newsweek, CNN, and Fox Business.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

leaf turner

The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."

Amir De OG

We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

A mugshot-style image features a person with dark hair and brown skin, accompanied by text that reads, "Come to the brown side... We have curry..."

Heroin Monkey

A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

help me please im being abused

The image is divided into two parts. The top part features a child carrying a basket of crops on their head with text overlay that states: "Slavery did not exist in Europe. Africans taught slavery to Europeans." The bottom half shows a group of people with an overlay stating: "Slavery abolished in the West, is still practiced in Africa. Migrants sold as 'slaves' in Libya. 'Selling people becoming a trend among smugglers' (IOM)." There is also a small 'EYE ON AFRICA' label in the lower right corner.

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