Bag

Bag memes

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People

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."

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  • Vampire

    I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

    School

    A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

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