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Turkey

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."
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    • Bag

    1 view · shaylie lol · 2 years ago
    A man with a mustache and a hat is leaning over a trash can in a kitchen, looking into the can. The text above says: “Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out.” The website boredpanda.com is displayed in the lower right.
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    • Toaster

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A white toaster with anime-style eyes and mouth drawn on it. Above the drawing, the text 'P-put it in me senpai...' is written.
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    • Vegetable

    793 views · Shower thoughts · 4 months ago

    When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.

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