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Nico Di Anglo

A dialogue between two people, Will and Nico, is presented. Will states that violence is not the answer, to which Nico agrees. Will sighs in relief. Nico then states that violence is the question, and when Will asks what he means, Nico runs away, stating that the answer is yes. Will runs after him yelling no.

LtPancakes98

guys, my cat is a communist check yours for signs right away

A drawing of a cat wearing a hat and collar reminiscent of communist propaganda. The text on the image reads: "So, you think your cat's a communist."

WJE iceberg hehe

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Why should you care

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Heroin Monkey

A person underwater wearing a Rolex watch, with text overlayed in a message format. The text reads: "mogged this idiot. Going band for band with a fish is insane. Buddy couldn't handle it and swam away."

Anonymous

A meme featuring a funny caption above a cat. The text reads: "Man kills himself and runs away! Literally everyone". The cat in the image looks down, as if it's done something it regrets.

Heroin Monkey

A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."

MEME LORD

An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.

RapBoat

The meme shows four images. The top two show Drake and Kendrick Lamar with texts 'I'm one away from Michael' and 'We don't wanna hear you say "nigga" no more' respectively, with the song titles and artist names below. The bottom two images depict Michael Jackson at different times in his life.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a blurred scene of two figures fighting. The text overlay reads: "Me fighting off Child Protective Services from taking away my beer getting machine."

shaylie lol

A still from the TV show 'The Office', shows Michael Scott in a blue shirt running away. The text above says, "You can't just run away from your problems forever." The caption under Michael says, "Me: I'm fast. I'm very fast."

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Heroin Monkey

A news headline reports that Chester the Liberty Mutual Bird has passed away at age 32. The top part of the meme shows the Liberty Mutual commercial with the actor and the Emu. The bottom part of the meme shows a man saluting and crying.

Heroin Monkey

A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

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