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The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Wade

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

GG Miller

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

BellaTrix

A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."

Bozo

omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic

A screenshot of a forum post discussing what would happen to Merlopia when the merge happens. Comments suggest it could be buried or merge with another kingdom. There is also an image of a face blurred, likely from a video game or animation.

Anonymous

Look away if you can

The Distracted Boyfriend meme is used. A woman, labeled “Aunt Cass” is shown in the left panel. A man, labeled “The Internet” is looking back at her, while his girlfriend is on the right panel. The meme is a social commentary about the Internet’s fascination with fictional characters.

ASHMAN

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Me tryin to get away from a conversation with my best friend

A cartoonish, pink-toned character with large eyes displaying hearts in them. The text "Adios" is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image.

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Ohio BRUH

A news report with the headline "Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away - Delaware Ohio News" and a mugshot of the suspect above. The text "BREAKING NEWS - SHOOTING SUSPECT SPEARS FROM JAX" is displayed on a red banner.

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if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two drawings of a character from the game Hollow Knight with a large growth on their head. The first drawing has an orange growth with the text "MAN I WISH THIS HUGE BULGE OF INFECTION WOULD GO AWAY". The second drawing has a blue growth with the text "I WANNA SAY THIS HELPS..."

Anonymous

thats painful

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a picture of Ed Sheeran. The text says "Ed has no girlfriend,". The bottom panel shows a woman in a dress, walking away in the fog. The text says "because Sheeran away."

Anonymous

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

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