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Heroin Monkey
2 years ago
A person in a red uniform shows a screen with code to a bear walking away in the forest. The text above the image says: "If you meet a bear in the forest, just ask him to review your pull request so he pretends he didn't notice you and goes away".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A man, Jeffrey Epstein, smiles at the viewer. In the background are two women. The text overlay says: "I asked Hillary to be my valentines, but she left me hanging."
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  • Silly Sonka
    2 years ago

    Sure

    The image shows a person with the 'troll face' superimposed on their head, standing in an outdoor setting with leafless trees and a walking path. There is snow on the ground. The text below the person reads "I am once again asking to accept me into society."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A newspaper headline reads, "COPS BEAT CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME." Below it says, "I've lost all faith in our police," says Fuk Yu. There's also a picture of a Chinese man on the right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    The image shows a picture of Jeffrey Epstein with the text 'I asked Hillary to be my Valentine' at the top and 'She left me hanging' at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 years ago
    An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."
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  • Smãll Kîng Dãvîd
    2 years ago

    Question and answer 🙄

    A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.
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  • Madballs
    2 years ago
    The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."
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  • Mafuyu Asahina
    2 years ago

    You are the special

    The image shows Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie. The text overlay reads, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."
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  • Wade
    2 years ago
    The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.
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  • ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ
    2 years ago
    The image shows a blurred figure with glowing red eyes. Above the image it says: "Me to my FBI agent when he asks why I searched up how to execute kids." Underneath the image it says: "My goals are beyond your understanding."
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  • BellaTrix
    2 years ago

    Like if you can relate

    A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Antisocial

    The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob looks disgruntled with his eyes closed. The text reads: "Asking an employee where the product you're looking for is." In the bottom panel, Spongebob is smiling and pointing with text: "Walking around the store for a half hour looking for it instead of asking."
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  • rylee ♡
    2 years ago

    so much for not cheating ay?

    Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".
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    原田
    2 years ago
    The image shows a still of the character Joker. Above the image is the text "When the teacher asks why I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters." Below is the text "You wouldn't get it."
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