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Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.
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  • Fent

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A drawing shows a party with several distressed people in the background. A guy with a party hat raises a brick of what is labeled "fent" towards a ceiling fan. The people shout: "why? why are you doing this?", "NO! NOT AGAIN!", "who keeps inviting this guy?!" and "oh, goddamnit!"
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  • Dark Humor

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An image showing a screenshot of an internet forum thread. The first post from an anonymous user, dated 02/17/18, includes an image of an anime character and several lines of text in a cutesy style. The text says: "Good morning! :D You are good and lovely. :3 You have the ability. ^w^ I love you. x3 *huggles tightly* *wuggles* (wuv + huggles) *boops your cheek, nose, and tummy tum tum*". The second post, a reply from another anonymous user a few minutes later, states: "Thank you, you've inspired me to finally commit suicide".
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  • Music

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A photo of a man in a suit looking serious. Above him, a small, chaotic black and white graphic and the text "You listen to". Below him, a larger, also chaotic black and white graphic and the text "I listen to". Below, the text "We are not the same."
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  • Steve Harvey

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.
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  • Gender Stereotype

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
  • The image features a split screen. The top half shows a close-up of two animated alien characters, Stitch (blue) and Angel (pink) from the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch, kissing. The bottom half contains a text-based meme formatted as a conversation between a 'guy at disney' and a 'disney ceo'. The conversation sarcastically explains the stereotypical design choices made for Angel to signify her as female, specifically mentioning long antennae, mascara, a protruding chest, and the color pink.
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  • Type

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a text stating, "There are 2 types of people," followed by two comments. The first comment, by "Heroin Monkey," reads, "daddy diddy is cumming." The second comment, by "rylee!!," reads, "I get this is a jokes site but other people have convos as well on here. It's not just me and ethan so please stop."
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  • Woman

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A close-up image of Miss Piggy from The Muppets on a stage with a red curtain background. Text above her reads, 'Why do you love being a woman?' Text below her reads, 'Women are like bacon. They smell good, They taste good, and they will kill you slowly.'
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  • Voice

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man looking into the camera with his tongue extended and the text "the voices are so loud" overlaid on top.
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  • Brain

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”
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  • Dinosaur

    The Banana Guy · 2 years ago
  • A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"
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  • People

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • People have been seeing him since 1865.

    The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.
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  • Gender

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.
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  • Princess

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • 💖💖💖💖💖

    The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."
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  • Masturbation

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a picture of a galaxy with an arrow pointing to a specific area of the galaxy with the text 'You are here furiously masturbating'.
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  • Kid

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."
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  • Ocean

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".
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  • Rule

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."
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  • Florida Man

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."
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  • People

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three portraits of Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and Isaac Newton under the text "People whom are normally thought to be the smartest in the world." Below, there is an image of a silhouette of a person's head with a question mark in place of a face, followed by the text: "The actual smartest person in the world: The guy that made toilet paper turn red when you've finished wiping."
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