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CaptainEgg75

mine is better

The image shows three dogs, where one dog tries to bite a yellow toy, that is also held by the other two dogs. The first dog is labeled "My Car", the second dog "Me", and the third dog "Work". The toy has a label "Money". Above the dogs, the text says: "How life is going right now."

TechPriestGotDrip

A cartoon penguin wearing a cowboy hat and a sheriff's badge is holding two revolvers. The text reads: "Sorry, bucko. This is a non-weeb server, so no anime please."

✨Jassy✨

Me every day

A dog with its head on the floor near its food bowl. The text on the image says "I JUST CAN'T HANDLE LIFE TODAY".

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

A photo of a poster on a pole. The poster reads "LOST DOG. DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH" above a picture of a white dog. Below the poster, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

CaptainEgg75

so true

The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."

yourmomleft yourdadf

true

A squirrel holds a gun, as if to threaten the viewer. The text says: WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR NUTS

GG Miller

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Sbeebs141

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

CaptainEgg75

my cat

A white cat with black spots on its head and a black spot under its nose. The cat looks grumpy.

✨Jassy✨

Peeka Boo Bitches

A black and white cow looks at the viewer over its shoulder. The cow's face and a small part of its body is visible. The text 'Peeka Boo Bitches' is on the image.

LOVE MADDI👒

MY BABYS

Four dogs are lounging on a grey couch. Three are lying down, and one is sitting upright.

LOVE MADDI👒

HERE ARE MY DOGS

A photo of five dogs lounging on a gray couch. Four are laying down, seemingly asleep. The last one is sitting up, looking at the camera. The dogs are various breeds. The text of the image is: HERE ARE MY DOGS.

Anonymous

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

When you overslept and can't find Noah

The image shows a dinosaur standing on a paddle board in the water, with the text 'When you overslept and can't find Noah'.

IZABELLA💖💖

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

IZABELLA💖💖

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A close-up photo of a chipmunk with puffed cheeks. The text reads: "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LET'S PRAY'".

emo

frfr

A picture of a husky dog standing up among purple flowers with the text "YOU CAN'T SEE ME I'M A FLOWER" written in black on top and the bottom of the image.

emo

my huskies be like:

A husky is swimming in water. At the top it is calm. Below, the same dog is showing its teeth and the text “I’m a shark!” is displayed.

Kai :)

why does it actually scare me ;-;

A small, fluffy white cat with its tongue slightly sticking out is centered on a black background.

CUTE BOY😝

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

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