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River

Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago
    • A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.
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    Tablet

    Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
    • A surreal digital collage. A hand holds a silver Motorola Razr flip phone where the screen and keypad are replaced with ancient cuneiform script. In the background, a Mesopotamian ziggurat stands under a blue sky. Concentric blue circles radiate from the phone like signal waves. To the right, a crying child's face is partially morphed with the face of an ancient Sumerian statue.
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    • Ring

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • The image displays a social media post with text and two photos. The top text reads: "My bf got me a Copper ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one." Below this, two images are shown side-by-side: on the left, a hand wearing a simple brown copper ring; on the right, the same copper ring is broken into two crescent-shaped pieces, held in the palm of a hand. Underneath, a profile belonging to "Ea-nāṣir" with the handle "@Ea-nāṣirQualityCopper" comments: "i need to start selling poor quality Copper and marketing them like this."
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    Porn

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    • A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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    • Hunting

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A painting depicts ancient people engaged in hunting and gathering activities in a rural landscape. In the foreground, a man with a tool on his shoulder walks with a dog. In the background, other figures are working near thatched huts and animals like cows and pigs. Overlaid on the left side of the image is a smartphone screen displaying a scene from "Family Guy" where Peter, Meg, and Brian are playing a board game. Text on the phone screen reads "20 Funny Scenes", "Family Guy", "animation", and "Disney". A black bar at the top of the image contains the text "hunting and gathering boring ahh hell".
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    Egyptian

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.
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    • Pyramid

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."
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    Camel

    Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

    • This is in a book I’m reading

    The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."
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    • Pyramid

    stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a clear sky with the Eiffel Tower in the center. Flying in the sky are several pyramid shaped flying saucers. The text on the image says: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:"
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    Year

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

    • This. Is. Sparta

    A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.
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