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Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bee standing on a human eye. The bee is on the cornea, and the iris is visible below it.

MEME LORD

The image depicts a stylized representation of a water molecule, with an oxygen atom in red and two hydrogen atoms in white, but the whole water molecule is shaped like a curvy human body. The text "Water lowkey thicc" is above the molecule. The oxygen atom is labeled "Oxygen", and both hydrogen atoms are labeled "Hydrogen".

Wade

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a series of illustrations depicting various ear arrangements on a human and cat-like figures. The first row includes a human with cat ears, a human with only cat ears, and a human with hidden human ears labeled "Schrödinger's ears". The second row shows a human with cat ears on the side, a human with human ears on the top and a cat labeled with question marks. The third row depicts a cat with different ear arrangements, labeled with question marks, "???++", and "Hellspawn". The last row includes a human with two sets of cat ears, a pink blob with many ears with the text "I'm all ear" and a collection of eyes with ears with the text "do not be afraid".

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

OPOSSUM

The image is a three-panel shot of an opossum. In the first panel, the opossum's face is shown with the text "my nek" over it. In the second panel, multiple baby opossums are on an adult opossum with the text "my bak" over them. In the third panel, an opossum is pictured with its mouth open and the text "my anxiety attak" over it.

Heroin Monkey

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Heroin Monkey

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon fish sit next to each other. The text on the image reads: "When your nachos are not cheesy enough, but your homie is uncircumcised."

Wade XL

The image shows three panels. The first one is titled "Original" and shows a cartoon of SpongeBob and Patrick from the cover of a Nickelodeon book called "The Great Ice Cream Caper". The second panel, titled "X-ray", shows a simple cartoon of SpongeBob with a red tie but with his internal organs exposed. The last panel shows the same image but with more details in his internal organs. The text "How do we know it's not actually..." is written at the top of the last two panels.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a close-up, rear view of a dog with its tail area prominently displayed, with a visible penis.

Ness Plays

ITS THE APOCALYPSE

A collage of a man with an astonished expression next to the character "Woody" from Toy Story who has a stone head, in the Buzz Lightyear costume. The text says "And that's why noses run and feet smell."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows eight different skeletons or parts of skeletons. The first one, a full skeleton, is labeled "Skeleton". The next has three skulls stacked on top of each other labeled "Sksksk". The third skeleton consists of only rib cages labeled "EleEleEle". The fourth, also a full skeleton, is called "Tontonton". The fifth is a skeleton with a single head and is labeled "Skton", followed by a single spine labeled "Eeeeeeeee". The seventh skeleton consists of a skull and an upside-down rib cage, labeled "Elesk", and finally, the last skeleton, labeled "Skelen", is a skeleton with the limbs slightly detached from the body.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

Wade

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Wade

Amy

A close up of a woman's eyes with two circles drawn between them.

Chexers

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows an orangutan with a breathing tube. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my head." The bottom panel shows a muscular gorilla with its arms raised. The text next to it reads, "Hair follicles on my a**."

M3ME G0D

A meme for guys

A pie chart showing the reasons why someone's hand is in their pocket. The reasons are: "There's something in there", "My hands are cold", and "I need to adjust". The largest portion is "I need to adjust".

pande

The image shows six pictures of cat paws. Each paw is labeled with a different type of bean or pea. The first picture shows a black paw labeled "Black Bean". The second picture shows a pink paw labeled "Pink Pea". The third picture shows a gray paw with pink beans labeled "Pinto Bean". The fourth picture shows a dark paw with black beans labeled "Black Eyed Pea". The fifth picture shows a black paw with white beans labeled "Chickpea". The sixth picture shows a white paw with black and pink beans labeled "Mixed Beans".

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