1000+ Best Aed Memes - Page 27 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hot pocket

75 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Wheelchair

119 views · wheelchair creed · 2 years ago

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Friend

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Woman

592 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan conversation. The first anonymous poster says, "I think I'm into femboys with vaginas, how do you call that?" The second anonymous poster replies with, "that's called a woman you dumb motherfucker. you stupid fucking ape."

Situation

152 views · Willy b · 19 days ago

A brick apartment building with four windows. Top left: a white curtain. Top right: a rainbow pride flag. Bottom left: a red Soviet flag with a hammer and sickle. Bottom right: a Confederate flag. Text above: "This looks like a very tense living situation." Comment below: "I'm concerned about France in the upper left corner."

Meme

162 views · Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

Im willing to sacrifice

A picture of Lord Farquaad from Shrek with his arms outspread, as if giving a speech. The text on top of the image says: "Me sharing slightly offensive memes:". Below the picture is the text "Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Load

100 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A couple is embracing in a kitchen. The woman is holding a plate. Text on the image reads: "Stop it. I'm trying to put a load in the dishwasher." The man replies with "Yeah... Me Too!"

Frog

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close up shot of a frog looking directly at the viewer. It is being held in someone's hand. Below the image are text messages: "What is this." followed by "frog", "What kind." followed by "A chonk one", and "Yes, but what is it called." followed by "Harold".

Meme

16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

Slave

74 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Based. 🗿

The image shows a blurred, dark picture of a man. Above the man, the text says "I own a slave". There is also a small, yellow emoji in the bottom right.

Fried Chicken

808 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Man

20 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Relatable

The meme shows three images, and the text 'men honestly are something else' above them. The first one is a chat message from 'Ri Guy' at 10:38 PM asking 'Do u have a paper clip?', with the response 'On the floor by my file cabinet'. The second and third images show a file cabinet, a bottle of cleaner and a single paperclip on the floor next to the cabinet.

Gordon Ramsay

280 views · 10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥 · 2 years ago

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Grandma

15 views · Kamui_JAMAL · 3 years ago

We ain’t got no new memes so here

A cartoon character with a round belly. The text says "when you spend a week at Grandma's".

Lecture

20 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

Reality

14 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Storm

12 views · Nateツ · 2 years ago

A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Tank

45 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

Chair

272 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A dark-armored knight sits contemplatively in a field of pink and purple flowers, resting his chin on the pommel of a large sword. The text overlay reads: 'Life is too short to argue just throw a chair at your teacher'.

Laugh

13 views · Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.