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Shitpost master-general · 10 months ago
    • A screenshot featuring a video of a wealthy man in a white shirt tasting wine presented by a server holding a bottle. Text overlays indicate the location is 'Marbella Club, Málaga.' The comment section shows a user asking, 'what happens if he dislikes the wine,' and another user replying with the extremely vulgar and dark punchline: 'He rapes the owner of the restaurant.'
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    • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    • A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.
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    • Weight Loss

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    • A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".
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    • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A headshot of actor Paul Sorvino, looking seriously at the viewer, is placed on the left side of a black background. To the right, text is displayed in various colors, presenting a distorted and increasingly nonsensical version of the proverb 'hard times create strong men.'
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    • Spongebob squarepants

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".
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    • Ohio

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

    • type shizz

    A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'
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    • Duck

    Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago
    • A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".
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    • Rule

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."
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    • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

    • HOWWW

    The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.
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    • Meme

    AubergineMan83 · 2 years ago
    • A pixelated purple figure with black eyes and mouth holds two purple pistols with one pointed towards the viewer. The top text reads: "THERE IS NO MEME." The bottom text reads: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES."
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