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Man

81 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.
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    • Ring

    47 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
    The image displays a social media post with text and two photos. The top text reads: "My bf got me a Copper ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one." Below this, two images are shown side-by-side: on the left, a hand wearing a simple brown copper ring; on the right, the same copper ring is broken into two crescent-shaped pieces, held in the palm of a hand. Underneath, a profile belonging to "Ea-nāṣir" with the handle "@Ea-nāṣirQualityCopper" comments: "i need to start selling poor quality Copper and marketing them like this."
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    • Girlfriend

    8 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
    A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.
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    • Size

    1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

    Meme for today

    The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."
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    • Meth

    21 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A picture shows a chart advertising crystals for negativity, but someone edited the picture, adding a pile of meth in the middle and the word "meth" at the bottom.
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    • Tampon

    734 views · Me · 3 years ago

    Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

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