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Dad

10 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

imagine having a dad

Close-up of the character Megamind with a sad facial expression and the text "No Dad?" on top.

Baby

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

Fnaf game

46 views · Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you let drunk people make a fnaf game

The image displays a distorted and strange scene from a video game. On the left, a version of Freddy Fazbear gives a thumbs up. A large Freddy is in the middle. On the right, Chica is holding two cymbals, and the Puppet is standing in a box. In red letters, the image says "Cursed Freddy Nights DEMO".

Checkout

7 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

LOLOL

A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."

People

15 views · loading..... · 3 years ago

oh well there goes another one

A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."

Video content

3 views · Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af

The image shows a YouTube channel page for "PotatoGaming7256" with a list of videos. The videos are titled "InquisitorMaster the ruler of cringe roblox content", "Kragleboss the 3 year old djcook hater", "THOSE Png tubers", and "Playing door games 3 (doors but bad)".

Girlfriend

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

This is my brother after getting a girlfriend

A blue and red 3D rendering of a face with yellow eyes, a wide open mouth with teeth showing and a crazed expression.

Dad

14 views · ur mommy · 3 years ago

imagine having a dad

A close-up of a cartoon character with blue skin, big green eyes, and raised eyebrows. Text in white font says, "No Dad?"

Mom

3 views · ur mommy · 3 years ago

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns, the left side says "To Mom:" and lists several needs and questions commonly asked by children such as "I'm hungry...", "Where are you?", "Can you help me...". On the right side, it says "To Dad:" and below that "Where's Mom?"

Gf

4 views · Harpersphone · 3 years ago

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Face reveal

1 view · The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Me in a dress + face reveal

A simple, hand-drawn figure wearing a dress with the word "me" written next to it.

Dinner

14 views · The Ugly Rat · 3 years ago

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Drug

75 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Guys, it isn what we thou-

A screenshot of a message thread with the text: "What if the air we breathe is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world but when people take real 'drugs' and trip they see the real world and that's why they're illegal."

Cheat

20 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hum, women still bruh.

The image is a conversation in a messaging app between two people, with a text 'the opposite' in a message box. Below that is a man looking with a skeptical face.

Conspiracy

21 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Well shit.

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a hobbit house in a green hill, the middle left panel shows four characters from the Lord of the Rings, and the bottom left panel shows the Eye of Sauron. The top right panel shows the Teletubbies house, the middle right panel shows the four Teletubbies, and the bottom right panel shows the baby sun from the Teletubbies. The text above all the panels says: "You want a conspiracy theory, well I will give you a conspiracy theory:".

Clock

13 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Sister

21 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Wait a minute...

A yellow fish from SpongeBob is sitting in front of a red laptop. The text on top reads: "Teacher: Can you tell your little sister to stop making faces, please? *me knowing I live alone*"

Sibling

59 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

Cat

11 views · GayAndProudLol · 3 years ago

cat..............Just a cat here

A photo of a cute kitten with grey stripes on its head and white fur on the bottom half of its face, looking directly at the camera.

Friend

2 views · Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.

A person with black painted eyebrows, eyelashes, and lips. There is no text on the image.