New 🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰 Memes - Page 96 - Worst Jokes Ever

Man

1 view · sslkjdojaodfljaskljfhkahfkjassf · 3 years ago

when you see a homeless man walking toward you

A 3D rendered image of a pale, humanoid figure with a large head, wide eyes, and a small, downturned mouth, with long arms hanging down. The background is a solid gray color.

Baby

7 views · Yourgirl_gabby13! · 3 years ago

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Word

11 views · Yourgirl_gabby13! · 3 years ago

Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin

A young child with a scrunched up face looking annoyed. The text overlay reads, "GUESS WHAT I LEARNED AFTER DADDY HIT HIS THUMB WITH THE HAMMER."

Christmas

20 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄

The image is split into two sections. On the left, "Father Christmas" is shown as a traditional Santa Claus, with a full white beard, a red suit with white trim, and a jolly expression. He is waving with both hands. The right side shows an alternative version labeled "Christmas Daddy". This Santa is more muscular with tattoos, a dark red coat with black fur trim and an intense look on his face. He has a tattoo on his arm saying 'Naughty' above 'Nice'.

Artifact

48 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

sussy game artifact

The image shows two in-game items. One is labeled "Lube", a legendary artifact that increases dodge chance. The other is a "Walking Cane", an epic artifact that increases speed.

Roblox

9 views · PussyTickler · 3 years ago

roblocks

A Roblox character with a creepy face and hands reaching out, with a sign that reads "Rate My A".

Bro

10 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born

Shame

4 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

Hinokami Chronicles is goated

A close-up of Akaza from the game "Hinokami Chronicles." Akaza says, "A shame it has to end, but it's time to finish this...!"

Party

12 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

i have no comment

A character with dark hair, red eyes, and horns is reclining and holding a phone with a black screen. He says, "Lucifer: Diavolo's holding a party. Everyone, come immediately."

Bear

2 views · kiribaku · 3 years ago

when you go hiking and you see a bear

A black bear is running on a paved road. The image text says: "NOT A RUNNER? NOW YOU ARE". The background is snowy.

Army

10 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

i make army

An image of many tiny, light pink plastic baby figurines with arms raised, arranged in rows. One larger, similarly styled baby figurine is positioned to the right of the group.

Stick

1 view · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

8 year old me holding a Stick and seeing a random person:

Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants is holding a dark object in his hand like a gun and looks angrily. The text says "you dead lol".

Queen

10 views · not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

When you found out Queen Elizabeth ii on fortnite ._.

The image shows a promotional banner for "Queen Elizabeth" in the "Icon Series", which is likely from the video game Fortnite. It says: "Show your style. Friends. Allies. Found family. A new icon for your banner. Introduced in Chapter 3, Season". It features a cartoonish rendering of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a purple hat and suit.

Shift

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hahhahahahaha

The image shows a close-up of a person's face with dark circles around their eyes and a wide, exaggerated smile. The text on the image reads, "MY FACE" at the top and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" at the bottom. The watermark "nursebuff.com" is in the lower right corner.

Billie Eilish

13 views · fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Fr fr

The image shows a man's face positioned directly in front of a fan. The text above the image reads, "no one: Billie Eilish: I'm a baAaAaAdD gUuUyyYyyy".

Cake

19 views · Manga fan · 3 years ago

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

Ohio

13 views · 9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Cant even nap in Ohio

The image shows a night scene with a house in the foreground. The windows are filled with the blue night sky and many dark figures are floating in the air, giving the impression that they are lurking outside. There is text on the image: "Tried to take a nap in Ohio".

Creature

3 views · 9ddytwasdfcgvhbjk65e4w35s4e6drtyiuopuy6 · 3 years ago

Ohio

A black screen with a blurry image of a large, dark creature with horns. Above the image it says "Only in Ohio". Below the image there are two text boxes that read "Tried to take a walk in Ohio" and "Why is there a big ahh creature".

Symptom

8 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

- .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .. ... / -. . ...- . .-. / .- / -. . ...- . .-. -....- . -. -.. .. -. --. / .... . .-.. .-.. / .... --- .-.. .

A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Language

4 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

if you get this i love you

The image shows a comparison between common phrases used in anti-Formula 1 memes and actual phrases used during races. The left column, labeled "Instead of," features phrases like "The race is underway," "I need a new set of tires," "Good job!," "And he has spun!," and "And Leclerc has won the Italian Gp!" The right column, labeled "Say:" offers more authentic race commentary such as "And it's lights out and away we go!," "Bono, my tires are dead," "Get in there, Lewis!," "Spinalla" and "CHARLES LECLERC WINS THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX FOR THE SCUDERIA FERRARI! (the most unrealistic one under these circumstances)."