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Gender

22 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Toaster

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Holy Omnissiah indeed

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a person asks a large, muscular figure in red armor, "Wow! How did you get like that?" The second panel shows the same figure, with a text bubble saying, "Every time Adeptus Mechanicus posts a toaster meme." The third panel shows the muscular figure saying, "I do one push-up." The final panel shows the person from the first panel with wide eyes and the text, "Holy Omnissiah."

T Rex

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

Toaster

188 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Technology

3 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself

The image shows two panels of a character that looks like a TechPriest from Warhammer 40k. The top panel has the text: "Use newly invented weapons that are superior than your current ones to assist the Imperium." The bottom panel has the text: "Putting them in storage for hundreds of years so you can claim that you can 'Rediscover Old Technology'."

Face reveal

2 views · Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

I'm doing a face reveal because Ashton said I look hot

A young child with brown hair smiles while sitting cross-legged on the floor with a white background.

Testicle

180 views · CUTE BOY😝 · 3 years ago

HAHA

A cat sits with its paws folded in front of it at a table. The text above and below the cat reads: "Why don't you have a seat and explain where my testicles went."

Hotel

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Fuck you

19 views · NICE GIRL · 3 years ago

OMG BRUH

A cartoon image of Bugs Bunny giving the middle finger. The text on the image reads: "To everybody that don't like me but act like you do, here's a big fuck you!"

Object show

20 views · Wednesday · 3 years ago

Am I the only one here?

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a character from an object show is shown with a sad face, representing the feeling of being the only one who knows about the shows. The text reads: 'When I'm the only kid in the school that knows object shows (Like bfdi or Inanimate Insanity).' The bottom panel shows the same character looking surprised and happy, with the text 'But when I'm walking down the hallway and then I see a kid I don't know wearing a Battle For Dream Island shirt.'

Good boy

12 views · 😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

off

A light-colored dog with its head tilted back, showing a wide, toothy grin and closed eyes. Text on the right side of the image reads, "WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE A GOOD BOY."

Test

11 views · 😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

good ne

A white chihuahua with a red collar is smirking with a tongue sticking out. The text in the image says: "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

Cookie

17 views · 😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

OFF

A black labrador covers the eyes of a white dog. The text says "HIM? NO, HE DOESN'T WANT A COOKIE. HE SAYS I CAN HAVE TWO."

Guardian Angel

15 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Tragedy

31 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Friend

23 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

A text message screenshot saying:
"Can confirm this is me. I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again. You guys are the best. Dagger, stfu. but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose) :hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble. Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind. Ashton, STFU. Bye ya'll. For real this time."

People

5 views · Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

imagine making your own meme

The meme shows two images, a sign for "Vernon Valley Action Park" with a red circle around "Action Park", and then two images of Mr. Incredible. The first one is smiling and is labeled "People who don't know," the second one is distressed, and it's labeled "People who know..."

Racist

182 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

This happened many times in 2020-2021

The image is a two-panel meme using the Phil Swift Flex Tape format. The top panel shows a man labeled 'Democrats' happily standing next to a tank with a leak. The tank is labeled 'police in a republican state arrest somebody after they committed 3 murders'. The bottom panel shows a hand placing flex tape on a leak with the text 'he was black, they must be racist'.

Selfie

28 views · 🦄 Entity · 3 years ago

When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...

A pilot is taking a selfie with an airplane in the background and is positioned so the viewer can see his tie. The plane is flying over the ocean with mountains and a city in the distance.

Fried Chicken

887 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.