New 🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰 Memes - Page 93 - Worst Jokes Ever

Food

24 views · Javril · 3 years ago

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Spider

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Rich girls when they see a spider

A little girl is smirking slightly at the camera. In the background, there is a house completely engulfed in flames. The text says: "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Pair

18 views · KIM💬 · 3 years ago

NEW NUCHUCKS

Two men are wearing nun costumes. They have white bibs and black habits. One of them has a small piece of paper attached to his chest that says "Chuck". The other has one as well, that says "Chuck". Above them it says, "A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS".

Year

18 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday

A three-panel image from the TV show Friends. The first panel shows Joey sitting in a chair saying, "It's been a tough year." The second panel shows Phoebe with the caption, "It's the first week of January." The third panel shows Joey looking at Phoebe with the caption, "Your point?"

Definition

25 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

4k

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Hunter Biden after hitting a blunt caught in 4K

The image shows a vintage portrait of a creepy clown with red hair, face paint, and an open mouth.

Face

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

A person with dark circles under the eyes and a wide, creepy smile. The text "MY FACE" is at the top of the image and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" is at the bottom. The image has a watermark "nursebuff.com".

Bacon

7 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on a diet:

The image shows a plate of bacon with a small piece of lettuce on top. The text on the image reads: "BACON SALAD. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES."

Quarantine

5 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

Lecture

22 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Joke turned serious

A young child is looking confused with his hand on his cheek. The text above reads: "When you tell your parents a joke and it turns into a lecture."

Dog

27 views · emo · 3 years ago

frfr

A picture of a husky dog standing up among purple flowers with the text "YOU CAN'T SEE ME I'M A FLOWER" written in black on top and the bottom of the image.

Shark

28 views · emo · 3 years ago

my huskies be like:

A husky is swimming in water. At the top it is calm. Below, the same dog is showing its teeth and the text “I’m a shark!” is displayed.

Site

10 views · AverageDayInOhio · 3 years ago

this is a L site now

The image shows the flag of Ohio in the center of a black background.

Avocado

16 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

PC

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary

A photo of a kitchen counter with a toaster on fire. The text says "Simple effect: 'plays' My PC:".

Toaster

4 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick

The image is split into two panels, both showing a black cat. The top panel shows the cat looking up and to the left with wide eyes. The bottom panel shows a closer view of the cat's face, its eyes even wider, and the text "OH NO" below it. Above these panels is text that reads "Germans in WW1 watching as a giant toaster with guns is slowly approaching them."

Toaster

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Upvote

15 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

We must send upvotes immediately

A toaster with a slice of bread inside. The bread has an upvote arrow on it. The text reads: "When I see a meme with no upvotes:".

Toaster

7 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The TRICKSTER

The image shows a character labeled "The Trickster" from a video game or fantasy setting. Above this character, text reads, "When you identify as a toaster so you can get in a bath with an emo girl."

Error

1 view · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."