New 🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰 Memes - Page 73 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dog

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

I tried taking a pic of my dog

The image is very blurry and depicts a fluffy brown and white dog. The quality is very low, making the dog's face difficult to make out.

Cat

11 views · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

Have a cat pic

A close-up shot of a white cat with black markings on its head, looking directly at the camera.

Woman

4 views · dabestjoke · 2 years ago

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Shit

2 views · dabestjoke · 2 years ago

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Suicide meme

18 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Suicide Memes

The image shows a three panel cartoon. In the first panel, a person in white is surrounded by a person labeled 'problems' in purple, a person labeled 'stress' in red, and a person labeled 'pain' in green who is kicking the white person. In the second panel a person in yellow reaches out a hand to the white person. In the third panel the yellow person is hugging the white person and is labeled 'Suicide Memes'.

Battle

1 view · Wade · 2 years ago

They have engaged…in battle?

The image shows two panels from the Star Wars movie. The top panel shows Anakin Skywalker with text overlayed: "We have just received a report from Master Kenobi. He has engaged General Grievous." The bottom panel shows General Grievous smiling with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Human

6 views · Wade · 2 years ago

I guess all humans are bisexual because it’s “the default”

A post on a social media platform with the title "Normal" and an emoji of a waste bin. There are two comments below. One user named Lex suggests that there is no normal, only a majority. The second user named A Wild Bean suggests that bisexuality is the human default.

Fight

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Top 10 greatest anime fights

A video thumbnail shows Deadpool facing a large army of red Uganda Knuckles in a vast empty landscape. The text says "OMG!" and "DEADPOOL vs 300.000 UGANDA KNUCKLES - Ultimate Epic Battle...". Uploaded on March 1, 2018. It has 1.39M views and 45.1K likes.

School

22 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

LIKE IF YOUR NOT BLACK

A man with a beard looks annoyed. The text says, "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Funeral

2 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Spiderman

18 views · 🎧Lilly🌟 · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Spiderman with his hand raised as if in question. The text reads: "Does Spiderman have to slap a bitch?"

Camel

21 views · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

This is in a book I’m reading

The image contains text from a book: "of Herodotus. It is not possible for a camel to travel through the eye of a needle. The Roman..."

Comedian

20 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Scale

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Mickey Mouse

7 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

...maybee

Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Shower

135 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Coping mechanism

24 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I feel this one on a personal level.

The image shows a dark gray wooden sign with white text that reads: "What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor."

Animal

16 views · s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽ · 2 years ago

I rescued a birdie

A small bird sits on a white towel. The bird has light brown feathers.

Light

15 views · $omedipsh!t2011 · 2 years ago

Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"

Hawaii

1 view · Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago

The image shows a map of Hawaii with the text "HAWAII WAS A PEACEFUL NATION" above it. Below the map, there's a scene with a group of people with fire helmets. The text below it reads: "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."