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Cent

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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  • AK

    Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

    Kid: AK!

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    Yard

    Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

    A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.