Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Chef: βHow did you enjoy your steak, sir?β
Customer: βI asked for it medium rare, but itβs well done!β
Chef: βWhy thank you.β
Customer: βYou donβt understand, the steak is well done!β
Chef: βOf course it is, I made it.β
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"