Mattress

Mattress Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Cop

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

Bed

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Head

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

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