Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
At night I became a mattress murderer
