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(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
âJacky, breakfast time!â beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. âOh, sill⌠Read more
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasnât just an occasional squeak or puffâit was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc⌠Read more
BRO- I- i took one piece of candy from the fridge and now I only have a mattress in my bedroom, guys I'm gonna cry đđ¤Ł