Marmot jokes

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.