Marmite jokes

Oven

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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Mayonnaise

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    Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

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