Marmite jokes

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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.