
Marlin jokes
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.