Marlin jokes

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.