Marleigh jokes

Unplanned pregnancy

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.

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  • Kelly Clarkson

    People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

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  • Incest

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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  • Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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    If anyone needs someone to talk to, I can do a zoom call with some relaxing music on or something and ill just listen. I'll hear you, and ill comfort you.

    god says that everyone deserves love and that NO BODY should be treated poorly, even marleigh. she may be awful and deserves to die in a flooded ditch, but god still loves her.

    i would love to listen and comfort anyone who needs me.

    I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.