Maritime history jokes

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.