Maritime history jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.