Maritime history jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.