Maritime history jokes

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!