Maritime History Jokes

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.