Marine biologist jokes

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

If we can't see air, can fish see water?