Marine biologist jokes

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.