Marcel jokes
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.