Marcel jokes

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Mess

64 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Mango

44 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.

Marcel memes

Mosquito

54 views · Coochie rapellent · 7 years ago

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Water

26 views · murder muffin · 3 years ago

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Africa

94 views · That one mf · 5 years ago

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.