Manhole jokes

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.