Mandelbrot jokes

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.