Mallet jokes

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

Mole

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.