Mainmast jokes

"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."

"That's your lookout."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".